You think you’ve had bad breakups? Oh no. I got you way beat. Just wait for it...
A few months ago, my girlfriend and I were at the beach and decided to have our picture taken in one of those touristy booths they have on the boardwalk. It was when I saw the resulting snapshot strip that I realized I wasn’t dating the most photogenic person in the world.
I could rationalize that the camera adds a few pounds. And a grossly disproportionate pair of ears. And a unibrow. But her other physical flaws were hard to blame on a simple camera. Like the...
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