High School Reunion

The 7 Stages of Reunion Fever

1. Ignorance - "Another reunion? Didn't we just have one of those like 4 or 5 years ago?"
2. Apathy - "What do I care what those people have done with their lives?"
3. Curiosity - "I wonder what those people have done with their lives..."
4. Panic - "Shit. I haven't done anything with my life."
5. Optimism - "It's an open bar."
6. Denial - "I have no interest in trying to impress people I don't even talk to anymore. I outgrew that 3 years ago."
7. Acceptance - "Fuck it. Let's just go to the damn thing."