I'm not sure why, but friends become fascinated with your dating life the minute they find out you're in the online dating racket. Especially the married friends. So get used to all of your friends circling round, eager with curiosity and questions every time you see them. In my experience, the conversations usually ends with someone declaring one of the following:
- "Don't worry man. She sounds like a bitch. Not worth it."
- "Your standards are way too high."
The following conversation actually could have elicited either response. I'll leave it up to you as a kind of Choose Your Own Adventure
Friend: "What happened to that one girl? I thought things were going well.
Joe: We disagreed on some key issues.
Friend: Ninjas vs Pirates?
Joe: I just can't be with someone who doesn't respect the awesome power of ninjas.
It's Ninjas or nothing. You can't fight what you can't see.
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