The Great Date Experiment - A New Dysfunction

Oh Erica.

Like many of my strongest relationships, we bonded over discussing awkward encounters we'd had during the day for insight on whether we acted in accordance with social norms. But somehow the cathartic venting would always turn into an intense make-out session. Upon brief analysis, it's slightly bizarre. But with the proper marketing spin, I can simply label the experience as my brief foray into "neurotica." It's probably just a phase.

On second thought, the word neurotica sounds a little creepy (not that I'm any less proud). But it gives the impression that I routinely quote Richard Lewis during sex. So... if you're into that sort of thing... call me.

1 comment:

  1. Quoting Lewis Black might be a good substitute in a pinch.